LOL! I've never done anything with my life and I don't plan to start now.

I poison dogs for fun and I don't care about the consequences.

I have no morals or ethics, and I enjoy causing harm to others. I'm a danger to society!

The internet loves me!

I don't have any forethought. I even forgot to register this domain!

You should probably bring your dogs by. My yard needs some fresh shit 'n' piss!

Just make sure to watch out for the rat poison!

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